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Kaitlin

Product #00000000063 — Full Listing Report

Category: Emotional Support

Printify Listing: https://printify.com/app/product-details/6ac41c618f77fd748707cd2d

Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.3 — The Unified Standard

Kaitlin design, the version printed on white shirts
Design: 00000000063.1 Kaitlin.svg · the version printed on white shirts

SEO & Metadata

Printify Title: Kaitlin

URL Slug: kaitlin

Meta Description: Emotional Support Barista tee — a funny red badge shirt for the barista who serves coffee and a listening ear, on Gildan 5000 cotton. S–5XL.

Image Alt Text: Red-and-white Emotional Support Barista badge graphic on [Color] Gildan 5000 crewneck tee

Thirteen Tags:

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Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)

Before most people say good morning to anyone, they say it to their barista — usually with a sigh and a story attached.

Kaitlin makes it official: a red Emotional Support Barista badge for the one who pours the coffee and catches the feelings.

For the barista who remembers your order, your dog’s name, and what happened at your job last Tuesday.

Extra shot. Extra heart.

Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)

Coffee shops run on espresso, but the regulars keep coming back for the person behind the counter who actually listens.

Nobody puts “part-time therapist” on a barista’s job description, yet every morning rush proves it should be there.

Turning someone’s worst morning into a decent one, one cup at a time, is real work worth celebrating.

A Badge for the Barista Behind the Counter

A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and BARISTA stamped along the bottom.

It’s the shirt regulars point at and laugh about during the morning rush — and the one the whole crew will want for the next staff gift.

Because a little joy poured into every cup is how a whole neighborhood gets through the week.

The Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Barista

The moment your barista starts making your drink before you even reach the counter — that’s the moment this shirt was made for.

It’s right for the barista who’s become the friendliest face in your morning and the café owner who keeps the whole team smiling — perfect for staff appreciation, a holiday tip-jar thank-you, or a barista’s last day before moving on.

Why You’ll Love It

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.

Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!

Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized — lives on the WooCommerce listing as real product attributes, per SOP Rule 2.6a)

Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.020.022.024.026.028.030.032.0
Length, in28.029.030.031.032.033.034.035.0
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.116.518.019.521.022.423.725.0
Size tolerance, in1.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.5

Care Instructions

Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.

GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information

EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Justification Report (Internal — Lord James's Eyes Only)

Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 3.4.

Short — S1 The Scene

“Before most people say good morning to anyone, they say it to their barista — usually with a sigh and a story attached.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlethe barista who hears everyone’s morning first.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S2 The Reply

“Kaitlin makes it official: a red Emotional Support Barista badge for the one who pours the coffee and catches the feelings.”
Steaka badge-style graphic on cotton.
Sizzlean official title for the counter’s best listener.

Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb

Short — S3 The Buyer

“For the barista who remembers your order, your dog’s name, and what happened at your job last Tuesday.”
Steaka unisex tee, S–5XL.
Sizzlebelonging to the baristas who remember the details.

Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S4 The Close

“Extra shot. Extra heart.”
SteakAdd to cart.
Sizzlecertainty — kindness served with the coffee.

Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey

Long — Part A The Hook

“Coffee shops run on espresso, but the regulars keep coming back for the person behind the counter who actually listens. Nobody puts “part-time therapist” on a barista’s job description, yet every morning rush proves it should be there. Turning someone’s worst morning into a decent one, one cup at a time, is real work worth celebrating.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlecredit for the unpaid listening that comes with every pour.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek

Long — Part B The Design

“A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and BARISTA stamped along the bottom. It’s the shirt regulars point at and laugh about during the morning rush — and the one the whole crew will want for the next staff gift.”
Steakbadge graphic + BARISTA lettering, printed front.
Sizzlea morning-rush laugh — and the whole crew’s next order.

Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley

Long — Part C Echo

“Because a little joy poured into every cup is how a whole neighborhood gets through the week.”
Steak(none, by design).
Sizzlethe F.O.R.C.E. Fed thread — Create Joy.

Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb

Long — Part D Gift

“The moment your barista starts making your drink before you even reach the counter — that’s the moment this shirt was made for. It’s right for the barista who’s become the friendliest face in your morning and the café owner who keeps the whole team smiling — perfect for staff appreciation, a holiday tip-jar thank-you, or a barista’s last day before moving on.”
Steaka giftable, values-driven shirt.
Sizzlethanking the barista who already knows your order.

Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi

Long — Part E Bullets

“(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)”
Steakcotton, stitching, fit, sizing, artwork.
Sizzlecomfort, durability, a flattering fit, a mission everybody can wear.

Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray

Long — Part F Tee Details

“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Steakthe full construction spec, one paragraph.
Sizzlequiet proof the promises are real.

Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss

Long — Part G Sign-Off

“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Steak(none — ends on meaning).
Sizzlethe mission the buyer just joined.

Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb