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Jacen

Product #00000000062 — Full Listing Report

Category: Emotional Support

Printify Listing: https://printify.com/app/product-details/6ac41b717f979b7012090744

Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.3 — The Unified Standard

Jacen design, the version printed on white shirts
Design: 00000000062.1 Jacen.svg · the version printed on white shirts

SEO & Metadata

Printify Title: Jacen

URL Slug: jacen

Meta Description: Emotional Support Nephew tee — a funny red badge gift for the nephew who keeps the family laughing, on Gildan 5000 cotton. S–5XL.

Image Alt Text: Red-and-white Emotional Support Nephew badge graphic on [Color] Gildan 5000 crewneck tee

Thirteen Tags:

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Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)

He’s the nephew who shows up to help you move, stays for pizza, and somehow fixes your phone on the way out.

Jacen makes it official: a red Emotional Support Nephew badge for the young man who has his family’s back.

For the nephew who looks out for his aunts and uncles as much as they ever looked out for him.

Family first. Badge on.

Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)

Somewhere along the way the kid you used to babysit became the one who carries the heavy boxes and asks how you’re holding up.

Nobody expects the nephew to be the emotional support of the family, which is exactly why it means so much when he is.

Growing into that kind of man is something to be proud of, and it deserves to be worn where everybody can see it.

A Badge for the Nephew Who Has Everyone’s Back

A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and NEPHEW stamped along the bottom.

It’s the shirt that gets a laugh at the family barbecue and a proud nod from every uncle there — especially next to the matching UNCLE and AUNT tees.

Because the people who lift their family up are reinforcing themselves at the same time.

The Perfect Gift for Your Nephew

The moment your nephew drops everything to help without being asked — that’s the moment this shirt was made for.

It’s right for the nephew who grew up into one of your best friends and the teenage nephew who still gives the best hugs — perfect for a birthday, a graduation, or a family game day.

Why You’ll Love It

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.

Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!

Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized — lives on the WooCommerce listing as real product attributes, per SOP Rule 2.6a)

Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.020.022.024.026.028.030.032.0
Length, in28.029.030.031.032.033.034.035.0
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.116.518.019.521.022.423.725.0
Size tolerance, in1.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.5

Care Instructions

Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.

GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information

EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Justification Report (Internal — Lord James's Eyes Only)

Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 3.4.

Short — S1 The Scene

“He’s the nephew who shows up to help you move, stays for pizza, and somehow fixes your phone on the way out.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlethe nephew who shows up and stays to help.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S2 The Reply

“Jacen makes it official: a red Emotional Support Nephew badge for the young man who has his family’s back.”
Steaka badge-style graphic on cotton.
Sizzlean official title for the young man with his family’s back.

Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb

Short — S3 The Buyer

“For the nephew who looks out for his aunts and uncles as much as they ever looked out for him.”
Steaka unisex tee, S–5XL.
Sizzlebelonging to the nephews who look out for the grown-ups.

Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S4 The Close

“Family first. Badge on.”
SteakAdd to cart.
Sizzlecertainty — family first, worn out loud.

Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey

Long — Part A The Hook

“Somewhere along the way the kid you used to babysit became the one who carries the heavy boxes and asks how you’re holding up. Nobody expects the nephew to be the emotional support of the family, which is exactly why it means so much when he is. Growing into that kind of man is something to be proud of, and it deserves to be worn where everybody can see it.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlepride in the kid who grew into the family’s support.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek

Long — Part B The Design

“A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and NEPHEW stamped along the bottom. It’s the shirt that gets a laugh at the family barbecue and a proud nod from every uncle there — especially next to the matching UNCLE and AUNT tees.”
Steakbadge graphic + NEPHEW lettering, printed front.
Sizzlea barbecue laugh — and the matching UNCLE/AUNT sale.

Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley

Long — Part C Echo

“Because the people who lift their family up are reinforcing themselves at the same time.”
Steak(none, by design).
Sizzlethe F.O.R.C.E. Fed thread — Reinforce Yourself.

Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb

Long — Part D Gift

“The moment your nephew drops everything to help without being asked — that’s the moment this shirt was made for. It’s right for the nephew who grew up into one of your best friends and the teenage nephew who still gives the best hugs — perfect for a birthday, a graduation, or a family game day.”
Steaka giftable, values-driven shirt.
Sizzlerecognizing the nephew who helps without being asked.

Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi

Long — Part E Bullets

“(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)”
Steakcotton, stitching, fit, sizing, artwork.
Sizzlecomfort, durability, a flattering fit, a mission everybody can wear.

Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray

Long — Part F Tee Details

“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Steakthe full construction spec, one paragraph.
Sizzlequiet proof the promises are real.

Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss

Long — Part G Sign-Off

“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Steak(none — ends on meaning).
Sizzlethe mission the buyer just joined.

Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb