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Zayn

Product #00000000052 — Full Listing Report

Category: Emotional Support

Printify Listing: https://printify.com/app/product-details/6abac5c1bdf89c92e1079bb6

Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.2 — The Unified Standard

Zayn design, the version printed on white shirts
Design: 00000000052.1 Zayn.svg · the version printed on white shirts

SEO & Metadata

Printify Title: Zayn

URL Slug: zayn

Meta Description: Emotional Support Brother tee — a funny red badge gift for the brother who always has your back, on Gildan 5000 cotton. S–5XL.

Image Alt Text: Red-and-white Emotional Support Brother badge graphic on [Color] Gildan 5000 crewneck tee

Thirteen Tags:

emotional support brother shirt • funny brother gift tee • brother birthday shirt • gift for brother from sister • big brother gift shirt • little brother gift tee • brother appreciation tee • sibling humor t-shirt • sarcastic brother shirt • emotional support badge tee for men • brotherhood graphic tee • gildan 5000 brother shirt • leoscorpioleo brother shirt

Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)

He’s the one who roasted you all through childhood and then showed up first the day it actually mattered.

Zayn says what brothers rarely say out loud: a red Emotional Support Brother badge, worn like a team jersey.

For the brother who backs you without being asked — older, younger, or the one you chose.

Tough on the outside. Loyal to the bone.

Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)

Brothers don’t usually do the heart-to-heart talk — they do the late-night drive, the couch you can crash on, the “you good?” text that lands right on time.

That’s support too, just spoken in its own language, and it deserves more credit than a punch on the shoulder.

Reinforcing the people around you without needing a thank-you is the kind of strength that keeps a family standing.

The Badge He’d Never Ask For

A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning shoulder to shoulder over a heartbeat line, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and BROTHER stamped along the bottom.

It’s the shirt that gets an eye-roll in front of everyone and then gets worn every single weekend — right up until his friends start asking where theirs is.

Because the people who have your back never need an announcement.

The Perfect Gift for the Brother Who Always Shows Up

The moment he drops everything to help you move, fix your car, or just sit with you through a bad night without saying much — that’s the moment this shirt is for.

It’s right for the big brother who’s been your bodyguard since day one and the little brother who grew up into your best advice — perfect for his birthday, a graduation, or a sibling reunion.

Why You’ll Love It

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.

Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!

Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized — lives on the WooCommerce listing as real product attributes, per SOP Rule 2.6a)

Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.020.022.024.026.028.030.032.0
Length, in28.029.030.031.032.033.034.035.0
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.116.518.019.521.022.423.725.0
Size tolerance, in1.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.5

Care Instructions

Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.

GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information

EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Justification Report (Internal — Lord James's Eyes Only)

Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 3.4.

Short — S1 The Scene

“He’s the one who roasted you all through childhood and then showed up first the day it actually mattered.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlethe brother who teases you and then shows up when it counts.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S2 The Reply

“Zayn says what brothers rarely say out loud: a red Emotional Support Brother badge, worn like a team jersey.”
Steaka badge-style graphic on cotton.
Sizzleloyalty worn like a team jersey.

Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb

Short — S3 The Buyer

“For the brother who backs you without being asked — older, younger, or the one you chose.”
Steaka unisex tee, S–5XL.
Sizzlebelonging to the brothers who back you unasked.

Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S4 The Close

“Tough on the outside. Loyal to the bone.”
SteakAdd to cart.
Sizzlecertainty — loyalty is who he is.

Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey

Long — Part A The Hook

“Brothers don’t usually do the heart-to-heart talk — they do the late-night drive, the couch you can crash on, the “you good?” text that lands right on time. That’s support too, just spoken in its own language, and it deserves more credit than a punch on the shoulder. Reinforcing the people around you without needing a thank-you is the kind of strength that keeps a family standing.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlebrotherly support in its own language, finally credited.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek

Long — Part B The Design

“A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning shoulder to shoulder over a heartbeat line, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and BROTHER stamped along the bottom. It’s the shirt that gets an eye-roll in front of everyone and then gets worn every single weekend — right up until his friends start asking where theirs is.”
Steakbadge graphic + BROTHER lettering, printed front.
Sizzlean eye-roll that becomes a weekend uniform — and spreads to his friends.

Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley

Long — Part C Echo

“Because the people who have your back never need an announcement.”
Steak(none, by design).
Sizzlethe F.O.R.C.E. Fed thread — Reinforce Yourself.

Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb

Long — Part D Gift

“The moment he drops everything to help you move, fix your car, or just sit with you through a bad night without saying much — that’s the moment this shirt is for. It’s right for the big brother who’s been your bodyguard since day one and the little brother who grew up into your best advice — perfect for his birthday, a graduation, or a sibling reunion.”
Steaka giftable, values-driven shirt.
Sizzlerecognizing the brother who drops everything for you.

Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi

Long — Part E Bullets

“(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)”
Steakcotton, stitching, fit, sizing, artwork.
Sizzlecomfort, durability, a flattering fit, a mission everybody can wear.

Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray

Long — Part F Tee Details

“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Steakthe full construction spec, one paragraph.
Sizzlequiet proof the promises are real.

Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss

Long — Part G Sign-Off

“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Steak(none — ends on meaning).
Sizzlethe mission the buyer just joined.

Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb