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Xoey
Product #00000000024 — Full Listing Report
Category: Live a Little More
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Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.0 — The Unified Standard
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Meta Description (111 chars): Xoey Tee — ‘They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.’ hand-drawn tree graphic tee. Unisex, S–5XL.
Image Alt Text: White Gildan 5000 unisex t-shirt with a hand-drawn blue tree illustration and the words 'They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.' printed on the chest
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Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)
Some years try to bury you — the ones that take everything and dare you to stay down.
This tee answers back before you even open your mouth: they didn't know what they planted.
For the one who came back from the worst year of their life taller than before — the survivor, the rebuilder, the quiet comeback story.
You're not surviving. You're growing.
Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)
Everyone wants the comeback story to look clean — a straight line from rock bottom to thriving, no mess in between. Real growth looks more like a seed underground in the dark, doing the unglamorous work nobody claps for. Xoey is for the one who got buried by something and came up anyway, roots first.
Rooted, Not Broken
A single-line blue tree grows quietly across the chest, ringed by the words that turned a setback into a seed: They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds. It's the shirt that reads like a whisper until someone really looks — and then it reads like the whole story.
Because the things that try to bury you end up feeding you.
The Perfect Gift for Someone Mid-Comeback
There's a specific moment when someone stops surviving a hard season and starts actually growing from it — that's the moment Xoey earns its spot in the closet. She's for the friend who just came out the other side of something and the one still quietly proving people wrong. Birthdays, sobriety milestones, new beginnings, or any day that calls for a reminder of how far they've come — she pairs easily with any other LeoScorpioLeo design building a wardrobe with something to say.
Why You'll Love It
- Comfort First — Feels substantial from the first wear — 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton, classic weight that holds up to everyday life.
- Built to Last — Holds its shape and stays sharp through every wash, thanks to double-needle stitching on the collar, sleeves, and hem.
- Classic Fit — Flatters every frame — a relaxed, true-to-size unisex silhouette that layers cleanly under anything.
- Statement Piece — The design speaks before you do: a quiet tree, a hopeful line, and a story built to start conversations.
- Gift-Ready — Right for birthdays, sobriety milestones, new beginnings, or any day that calls for a reminder of how far someone's come.
- Inclusive Sizing — Everybody can wear the mission — available S through 5XL.
- LeoScorpioLeo Design — Original Live a Little More artwork rooted in our mission: Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good.
Tee Details
5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!
Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized)
Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length, in | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Care Instructions
Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.
GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information
EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Justification Report (Internal — Lord James's Eyes Only)
Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 2.
Short — S1 The Scene
"Some years try to bury you — the ones that take everything and dare you to stay down."
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe
Short — S2 The Reply
"This tee answers back before you even open your mouth: they didn't know what they planted."
Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb
Short — S3 The Buyer
"For the one who came back from the worst year of their life taller than before — the survivor, the rebuilder, the quiet comeback story."
Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe
Short — S4 The Close
"You're not surviving. You're growing."
Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey
Long — Part A The Hook
"Everyone wants the comeback story to look clean — a straight line from rock bottom to thriving, no mess in between. Real growth looks more like a seed underground in the dark, doing the unglamorous work nobody claps for. Xoey is for the one who got buried by something and came up anyway, roots first."
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek
Long — Part B The Design
"Rooted, Not Broken / A single-line blue tree grows quietly across the chest, ringed by the words that turned a setback into a seed: They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds. It's the shirt that reads like a whisper until someone really looks — and then it reads like the whole story."
Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley
Long — Part C Echo
"Because the things that try to bury you end up feeding you."
Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb
Long — Part D Gift
"There's a specific moment when someone stops surviving a hard season and starts actually growing from it — that's the moment Xoey earns its spot in the closet. She's for the friend who just came out the other side of something and the one still quietly proving people wrong. Birthdays, sobriety milestones, new beginnings, or any day that calls for a reminder of how far they've come — she pairs easily with any other LeoScorpioLeo design building a wardrobe with something to say."
Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi
Long — Part E Bullets
"(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)"
Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray
Long — Part F Tee Details
"5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never ..."
Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss
Long — Part G Sign-Off
"Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!"
Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb