LeoScorpioLeo Ltd/LeoScorpioLeo (T-shirts)/Listing Reports/Theodore
Product #00000000254 — Full Listing Report
Category: Joy
Printify Listing: not yet linked — Printify product ID pending in inventory
Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.2 — The Unified Standard

Printify Title: Theodore
URL Slug: theodore
Meta Description: Peace Bratha Buddha t-shirt for the guy who's the calm in every room. Soft, durable unisex tee, S–5XL.
Image Alt Text: an illustrated Buddha figure in warm, sun-washed tones, holding up a two-finger peace sign and the arced text “Peace Bratha” (repeated per garment color — set on each of the 12 uploaded variant images, e.g. “Black Gildan 5000 t-shirt printed with an illustrated Buddha figure in warm, sun-washed tones, holding up a two-finger peace sign and the arced text “Peace Bratha”.”)
Thirteen Tags:
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You're the guy who shows up late to the drama and somehow leaves everyone calmer than he found them.
Peace Bratha says it plainly: he didn't earn the nickname by accident.
For the brother who's the calm in every group chat, every family dinner, every parking lot argument — on purpose, every time.
Steady hands. Peace sign up. That's him.
Everybody assumes the calm guy in the group just got lucky with his temperament — like peace is something you're handed instead of something you build. Here's the real version: the steadiest guys you know are choosing it, deliberately, even when it would be easier not to. This shirt Creates Joy the quiet way — proof that peace looks good on him.
A hand-illustrated Buddha in warm, sun-washed tones throws up the peace sign, “Peace Bratha” arcing overhead in bold script that means exactly what it says. It's the shirt that makes the room laugh first, then nod, because everyone already knows exactly who this describes.
Peace isn't soft — it's the strongest move in the room.
The moment you're shopping for the guy who somehow ends every argument with a joke and a peace sign — that's exactly when Peace Bratha earns the cart. He's the friend who talks everyone off the ledge, and the dad whose “calm voice” actually works. Birthdays, Father's Day, or the “thanks for always being the steady one” gift.
5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length, in | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.
EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 2.4/2.5.
“You're the guy who shows up late to the drama and somehow leaves everyone calmer than he found them.”
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe
“Peace Bratha says it plainly: he didn't earn the nickname by accident.”
Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb
“For the brother who's the calm in every group chat, every family dinner, every parking lot argument — on purpose, every time.”
Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe
“Steady hands. Peace sign up. That's him.”
Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey
“Everybody assumes the calm guy in the group just got lucky with his temperament — like peace is something you're handed instead of something you build. Here's the real version: the steadiest guys you know are choosing it, deliberately, even when it would be easier not to. This shirt Creates Joy the quiet way — proof that peace looks good on him.”
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek
“A hand-illustrated Buddha in warm, sun-washed tones throws up the peace sign, “Peace Bratha” arcing overhead in bold script that means exactly what it says. It's the shirt that makes the room laugh first, then nod, because everyone already knows exactly who this describes.”
Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley
“Peace isn't soft — it's the strongest move in the room.”
Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb
“The moment you're shopping for the guy who somehow ends every argument with a joke and a peace sign — that's exactly when Peace Bratha earns the cart. He's the friend who talks everyone off the ledge, and the dad whose “calm voice” actually works. Birthdays, Father's Day, or the “thanks for always being the steady one” gift.”
Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi
(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)
Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray
“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss
“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb