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Qu Rahn

Product #00000000069 — Full Listing Report

Category: Emotional Support

Printify Listing: https://printify.com/app/product-details/6ac54a89e94f1854a30548ef

Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.3 — The Unified Standard

Qu Rahn design, the version printed on white shirts
Design: 00000000069.1 Qu Rahn.png · the version printed on white shirts

SEO & Metadata

Printify Title: Qu Rahn

URL Slug: qu-rahn

Meta Description: Emotional Support Groom tee — a funny red badge shirt for bachelor parties, rehearsal dinners, and wedding mornings, on Gildan 5000 cotton. S–5XL.

Image Alt Text: Red-and-white Emotional Support Groom badge graphic on [Color] Gildan 5000 crewneck tee

Thirteen Tags:

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Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)

He’s been told where to stand, what to wear, and which cousin not to seat near which uncle — and he’s smiling through all of it.

Qu Rahn gives him the last word: a red Emotional Support Groom badge for the man who’s mostly here to say “I do” and mean it.

For the groom-to-be who handles every detail he’s handed and keeps his eyes on the person at the end of the aisle.

Steady hands. Full heart.

Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)

Most of the wedding spotlight goes to the dress, the flowers, and the first look, and the groom quietly learns to nod along.

But the man waiting at the end of the aisle is carrying just as much love and just as many nerves as anyone in the room.

Owning that, with a sense of humor, is the first promise of a good marriage.

A Badge for the Man at the End of the Aisle

A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and GROOM stamped along the bottom.

It’s the shirt that gets a laugh at the bachelor party and the rehearsal dinner — and matching BEST MAN and GROOMSMAN tees for the guys standing beside him.

Because owning your feelings is what makes a man strong enough to keep his promises.

The Perfect Gift for the Groom Who Keeps It Together

The moment he sees her walk down the aisle and forgets every line he rehearsed — that’s the moment this shirt was made for.

It’s right for the groom who’s been counting down the days and the groom who just found out what a charger plate is — perfect for a bachelor party, the wedding-morning getting-ready, the rehearsal dinner, or an engagement gift from the bride.

Why You’ll Love It

Tee Details

5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.

Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!

Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized — lives on the WooCommerce listing as real product attributes, per SOP Rule 2.6a)

Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in18.020.022.024.026.028.030.032.0
Length, in28.029.030.031.032.033.034.035.0
Sleeve length (from center back), in15.116.518.019.521.022.423.725.0
Size tolerance, in1.51.51.51.51.51.51.51.5

Care Instructions

Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.

GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information

EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Justification Report (Internal — Lord James's Eyes Only)

Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 3.4.

Short — S1 The Scene

“He’s been told where to stand, what to wear, and which cousin not to seat near which uncle — and he’s smiling through all of it.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlethe groom smiling through every instruction he’s given.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S2 The Reply

“Qu Rahn gives him the last word: a red Emotional Support Groom badge for the man who’s mostly here to say “I do” and mean it.”
Steaka badge-style graphic on cotton.
Sizzlethe groom finally getting the last word.

Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb

Short — S3 The Buyer

“For the groom-to-be who handles every detail he’s handed and keeps his eyes on the person at the end of the aisle.”
Steaka unisex tee, S–5XL.
Sizzlebelonging to the grooms with their eyes on the aisle.

Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe

Short — S4 The Close

“Steady hands. Full heart.”
SteakAdd to cart.
Sizzlecertainty — calm on the outside, love on the inside.

Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey

Long — Part A The Hook

“Most of the wedding spotlight goes to the dress, the flowers, and the first look, and the groom quietly learns to nod along. But the man waiting at the end of the aisle is carrying just as much love and just as many nerves as anyone in the room. Owning that, with a sense of humor, is the first promise of a good marriage.”
Steaka graphic t-shirt.
Sizzlethe groom’s hidden nerves and love, owned with humor.

Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek

Long — Part B The Design

“A bold red medical-style badge frames two simple figures leaning into each other over a heartbeat and a small heart, with EMOTIONAL SUPPORT arched across the top and GROOM stamped along the bottom. It’s the shirt that gets a laugh at the bachelor party and the rehearsal dinner — and matching BEST MAN and GROOMSMAN tees for the guys standing beside him.”
Steakbadge graphic + GROOM lettering, printed front.
Sizzlea bachelor-party laugh — and the matching BEST MAN/GROOMSMAN sale.

Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley

Long — Part C Echo

“Because owning your feelings is what makes a man strong enough to keep his promises.”
Steak(none, by design).
Sizzlethe F.O.R.C.E. Fed thread — Own Yourself.

Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb

Long — Part D Gift

“The moment he sees her walk down the aisle and forgets every line he rehearsed — that’s the moment this shirt was made for. It’s right for the groom who’s been counting down the days and the groom who just found out what a charger plate is — perfect for a bachelor party, the wedding-morning getting-ready, the rehearsal dinner, or an engagement gift from the bride.”
Steaka giftable, values-driven shirt.
Sizzlethe moment he forgets every rehearsed line.

Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi

Long — Part E Bullets

“(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)”
Steakcotton, stitching, fit, sizing, artwork.
Sizzlecomfort, durability, a flattering fit, a mission everybody can wear.

Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray

Long — Part F Tee Details

“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Steakthe full construction spec, one paragraph.
Sizzlequiet proof the promises are real.

Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss

Long — Part G Sign-Off

“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Steak(none — ends on meaning).
Sizzlethe mission the buyer just joined.

Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb