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Qara
Product #00000000043 — Full Listing Report
Category: Joy
Printify Listing: not yet linked — Printify product ID pending in inventory
Prepared per Official LSL Shirt Listing SOP, Version 8.2 — The Unified Standard
SEO & Metadata
Printify Title: Qara
URL Slug: qara
Meta Description: Rock On Sista Buddha t-shirt for the woman who's calm at sunrise and loud by sundown. Soft, durable unisex tee, S–5XL.
Image Alt Text: an illustrated Buddha figure in warm bronze and amber tones, throwing the “rock on” horns hand sign and the arced text “Rock On Sista” (repeated per garment color — set on each of the 12 uploaded variant images, e.g. “Black Gildan 5000 t-shirt printed with an illustrated Buddha figure in warm bronze and amber tones, throwing the “rock on” horns hand sign and the arced text “Rock On Sista”.”)
Thirteen Tags:
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Field 1 — Short Description (Next to the Photo)
You can meditate at sunrise and still want front row at the show by sundown — and you're done pretending those are two different people.
Rock On Sista puts both on one chest — the calm and the chaos, finally on the same page.
For the woman who finds her center and then throws the horns anyway — stillness and swagger, same person, no apology.
Peaceful mind. Loud heart. Rock on, sista.
Field 2 — Long Description (Description Tab)
Everybody wants you to pick a lane — the zen one or the wild one, the one who journals or the one who dances on tables. Here's the contrarian truth: the most grounded people are usually the loudest ones, because peace was never the opposite of fun. This shirt plants the flag for Creating Joy on your own terms — no lane required.
Enlightenment With an Edge
An illustrated Buddha, done up in warm bronze and amber tones, throws up the rock-on horns like he's been to more concerts than temples — “Rock On Sista” arcs overhead and says the rest. It's the shirt that gets a laugh first and a “wait, I need this” second, and neither reaction fades on rewear.
Joy isn't a mood you wait for — it's a hand sign you throw on purpose.
For the Friend Who Contains Multitudes
The moment you're shopping for the friend who does hot yoga Tuesday and heavy metal karaoke Friday, and every “spiritual” gift you've seen for her feels one dimension too flat — that's the moment this shirt earns its spot in the cart. She's the manifestation-journal-and-mosh-pit woman, and the “namaste but also let's rage” best friend who's tired of gifts that pick a side. Birthdays, girls' trips, or the just-because package that says you actually see her.
Why You’ll Love It
- Comfort First — Settles in soft and stays that way — medium-weight 100% cotton built for all-day wear, whether that day is a meditation retreat or a concert floor.
- Built to Last — Holds its color and shape wash after wash, with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape that keep the shirt looking new long after the tour's over.
- Classic Fit — A relaxed, true-to-size unisex cut that layers clean under a flannel or stands alone under stage lights.
- Statement Piece — Rock On Sista says the quiet part loud: inner peace and outer chaos were never mutually exclusive.
- Gift-Ready — Right for the friend whose spirituality has a mosh pit in it — birthdays, retreats, road trips, or zero occasion at all.
- Inclusive Sizing — Every kind of Sista gets to rock on — available S through 5XL.
- LeoScorpioLeo Design — Original artwork rooted in our mission to Create Joy, one contradiction at a time.
Tee Details
5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!
Field 3 — Details Tab (Standardized — lives on the WooCommerce listing as real product attributes, per Rule 2.6a, not as Description text)
Size Chart (Gildan 5000 — inches, garment laid flat)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length, in | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 |
Care Instructions
Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out, with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron directly on the decoration. Do not dry clean.
GPSR (General Product Safety Regulation) Information
EU (European Union) Representative: LeoScorpioLeo, Ltd, jameshanyusmith@leoscorpioleo.com. Product Information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings/Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
Justification Report (Internal — Lord James’s Eyes Only)
Each part quoted, with its steak/sizzle split and the fixed strategist voices behind it, per SOP Section 2.4/2.5.
Short — S1 The Scene
“You can meditate at sunrise and still want front row at the show by sundown — and you're done pretending those are two different people.”
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Alex Hormozi + Joanna Wiebe
Short — S2 The Reply
“Rock On Sista puts both on one chest — the calm and the chaos, finally on the same page.”
Voice: Seth Godin + Chris Do + Simon Squibb
Short — S3 The Buyer
“For the woman who finds her center and then throws the horns anyway — stillness and swagger, same person, no apology.”
Voice: Seth Godin + Umerez/Moore + Joanna Wiebe
Short — S4 The Close
“Peaceful mind. Loud heart. Rock on, sista.”
Voice: Alex Hormozi + Tony Robbins + Simon Sinek/Squibb + Stephen R. Covey
Long — Part A The Hook
“Everybody wants you to pick a lane — the zen one or the wild one, the one who journals or the one who dances on tables. Here's the contrarian truth: the most grounded people are usually the loudest ones, because peace was never the opposite of fun. This shirt plants the flag for Creating Joy on your own terms — no lane required.”
Voice: Steven Bartlett + Joanna Wiebe + Seth Godin + Codie Sanchez + Tom Bilyeu + Simon Sinek
Long — Part B The Design
“An illustrated Buddha, done up in warm bronze and amber tones, throws up the rock-on horns like he's been to more concerts than temples — “Rock On Sista” arcs overhead and says the rest. It's the shirt that gets a laugh first and a “wait, I need this” second, and neither reaction fades on rewear.”
Voice: Steve Jobs + Matthew Encina + Juna Duncan + Sharran Srivatsaa + Seth Godin + Daniel Priestley
Long — Part C Echo
“Joy isn't a mood you wait for — it's a hand sign you throw on purpose.”
Voice: Signature Echo (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Squibb
Long — Part D Gift
“The moment you're shopping for the friend who does hot yoga Tuesday and heavy metal karaoke Friday, and every “spiritual” gift you've seen for her feels one dimension too flat — that's the moment this shirt earns its spot in the cart. She's the manifestation-journal-and-mosh-pit woman, and the “namaste but also let's rage” best friend who's tired of gifts that pick a side. Birthdays, girls' trips, or the just-because package that says you actually see her.”
Voice: Moment Specificity (this SOP) + Gary Vaynerchuk + Umerez/Moore + Alex Hormozi
Long — Part E Bullets
(the seven fixed benefit/feature bullets, standardized every shirt)
Voice: Christina Umerez + Joanna Wiebe + Meg Heckman/Matt Gray
Long — Part F Tee Details
“5.3 oz. preshrunk 100% cotton (20 singles) — substantial, classic-weight, never flimsy. Classic fit, seamless tubular body. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ rib collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate the center crease. Tear-away label — no itchy tag. Fiber content varies by color (solid colors 100% cotton; sport gray 90/10; safety and heather colors 50/50). All OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.”
Voice: Codie Sanchez + Tim Ferriss
Long — Part G Sign-Off
“Designed by LeoScorpioLeo — Look Good. Feel Good. Do Good. Pass it on!”
Voice: Signature Anchor (this SOP) + Simon Sinek/Tom Bilyeu/Simon Squibb